Intro: Messy Intertubes

I'm funny. I mean... sometimes I'm funny. To some people. I'm not funny enough to make the entirety of the internet implode with laughter, but I wish I could despite how messy that'd be for the janitorial community. They'd near some serious form of Ultra Draino to get out all that laughter clogging up the intertubes.

Anyway, I occasionally have a few entertaining ideas, mostly crazy ass shit that is created through conversations between my boyfriend and I. Enjoy our weirdness, because I swear someone else has got to think this crap is amusing... right?